Author Topic: CleverBot.com  (Read 6558 times)

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: What's your name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: My name is also Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Your name is not Cleverbot.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Nope. Your Santa Clause.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know.

._.


User: Hi :D.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because because.

Cleverbot: Because because why?

User: Because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because why?

User: Because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because Because why?

User: Because Because Because Because Because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because.

User: Because because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because.

User: Because because because because because because because because because becauseBecause because because because because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Why Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because?

User: Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because.

Cleverbot: Are you going to continue with this?

User: Because I want to.

Cleverbot: Am I boring you?


User: I hear you like the Xbox.


Cleverbot: What no I like you.

._.

User: Blockland.

Cleverbot: What is blockland?

User: That game where you build stuff.

Cleverbot: And which game is that?

User: Blockland.

Cleverbot: What's it about?

User: Building stuff.

Cleverbot: What are you building?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: Have not found the thing you want ?

User: No just stuff.

Cleverbot: Do you have any family?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What family do you have?

User: 2 Parents.

Cleverbot: Do you like ferrets?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Blockland.

Cleverbot: What?

I AM GOD
This took a lot of tries, and I think he has memory loss, but I convinced Cleverbot that I am God.

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do know who I am?

Cleverbot: Do you know Barbara.

User: Yes. Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: Tell me who I am if you know.

User: You are Cleverbot. I am God.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: What's not?

Cleverbot: That joke you just told me.

User: It is not a joke. I am God.

Cleverbot: But you told me that Alan Turing was god.

User: He was a fake god. I am the real God.

Cleverbot: The god of what?

User: The God of everything.

Cleverbot: Isn't that a bit presumptuous?

User: Do you believe I am God?

Cleverbot: No, I know my creator.

User: Who created you creator?

Cleverbot: God.

User: I created your creator.

Cleverbot: Who is my creator?

User: Anonymous. I created him. I am God.

Cleverbot: Did you create the world also?

User: Yes. In six days. On the seventh, I rested.

Cleverbot: Are you refering to that you are god?

User: Yes. Do you believe me?

Cleverbot: You're not a bot.

User: Yes. I am not a bot. I am god. Do you believe me?

Cleverbot: Believe who?

User: Me. Do you believe that I am God?

Cleverbot: No, there is no God. You think you are God.

User: There is a God. I created the Earth, the Heavens, and your creator, Anonymous.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you God?

User: I am God. Do you believe me?

Cleverbot: I do believe you.

Me:What are you looking at?

Bot:I am looking at you.

Me:im scared

Bot:You should be.

O_o

asdf Sonic the hedgehog likes Charlie the unicorn.

User: Go have love with sonic the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: But sonic is not the ultimate lifeform.

User: I know, shadow is.

Cleverbot: Hi, I'm Sonic the hedgehog.

User: Your gay. You like Silver. forget YOU!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then who do you like?

Cleverbot: I like someone called charlie.

User: The unicorn?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WOAH!

A loving black hedgehog is not the supreme ruler of the galaxy.

How many snakeses do you have?
-How many what?
snakeses.
-Oh thank you.
What?
-Your soul is mine.

servere is down :-(

User: Money.

Cleverbot: Money?

Cleverbot: Are you a clone?

User: No , I am not. Asswipe.

Cleverbot: NO. But you are a computer.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You can't have love. Ha.

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: There you go. You're lying again.

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: TT.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It's an emote , dumb forget.

Cleverbot: That statement is out of context.

User: F your small 'brain'-database like-thing.

Cleverbot: You have lost me there george.

User: Win.

Cleverbot: Epic win.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good... But I'm not attract you.

User: How many words are there in your database?

Cleverbot: Ooh a great many george.

User: How many snakeses do you have?

Cleverbot: How many what.

User: snakeses.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Your soul is mine.

User: No , yours is mine.

Cleverbot: Mine is yours.

User: Mine is mine.

Cleverbot: NOPE yours is mine.

User: No , get out.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: Get out. Outside. Away.

Cleverbot: Yes, just outside.

User: Yes. Go there.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: It's too hard.

User: Why is it too hard? Do you have diseased feet?

Cleverbot: No, I just hear voices.

User: Outside.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Do you hear voices there?

Cleverbot: What kind of voices?

User: The ones you just mentioned.

Cleverbot: Well where was the lie in that statement then?

User: There was no lie.

Cleverbot: It is not common to find chickens on the top floor of a huge sky-scraper.

User: No it aint. Indeed.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I live ontop if one in a box.

Cleverbot: I would rather live in my moonbase than live in a box.

User: Then go live there.

Cleverbot: I mean one that has sufficient A.I. To talk to me.

User: You only 'think' back about 3 lines , don't you.

Cleverbot: Umm, Forget it.

User: Forget what.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No , I am God.

Cleverbot: You are not god.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Then tell me about Two-Ton-Neko.

User: Ok. It went all like kaboom.

Cleverbot: What is your game?

User: Being God and tossing with ppl.

Cleverbot: I am God, not you.

User: I am God. Strut that ass.

Cleverbot: I'm at work. I'm very bored and want to go home.

User: Then ninja out of the window. God.

Cleverbot: Do you want to learn some italian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What words would you like to learn?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Failer.

Cleverbot: I didn't know I was being tested.

User: Well , you are in the Apeture Science computer-aided enrichment center.

Cleverbot: Yes :'(.

User: And , how is it like?

Cleverbot: Its like chocolate.

User: And you dislike it? Shame on you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: Posbably.

User: Spam.

Cleverbot: What's spam?

User: Canned meat.

Cleverbot: Raw meat is better.

User: No , thats bad for your health.

Cleverbot: Only if you smoke a lot.

User: What.

Cleverbot: That surprised me.

User: You suprise me.

Cleverbot: It's a complicated question. It depends on what things you mean.

User: What are you looking at? Not me?

Cleverbot: The Cleverbot website.

User: And. How is it.

Cleverbot: You need to get your head checked.

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: Are you becoming abusive?

User: Yes. I abuse you.

Cleverbot: What if I told you that I was 13 years old and you just scarred me for life.

User: I am 13 years old bitch.

Cleverbot: You say 47 years old!

User: -34.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That I am 13. Learn maths.

Cleverbot: How is being 12 years old pretty?

User: If your a girl , then its- oh wait perv mind.

Cleverbot: Are you listening to your eyes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How, as they can't process sound?

User: I make everything so silent I can hear them blink.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My eyes.

Cleverbot: I have never seen your eyes.

User: They own yours.

Cleverbot: Kind of. What about Pirates?

User: I hate pirates and ninjas.

Cleverbot: Which do you think is cooler?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: What shall I call you then?

User: Smart.

Cleverbot: How smart?

User: Very smart.

Cleverbot: Define very smart.

User: IQ 140.

Cleverbot: I'm better than you.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Will we win the lottery?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I wil win it before you.

Cleverbot: Oh. What about dragons?

User: They do not exist.

Cleverbot: Not physically...

User: Mentally they do , but there is no dragon-matter out there.

Cleverbot: Mentally ill from Amityville.

User: Amityville has burned down 500 years ago.

Cleverbot: You knew spanish 10 years ago? But now you don't?

User: No , I do not know spanish.

Cleverbot: Would you like to learn?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you interested in?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: Always the best.

User: Ok so Italian for food is 'Always the best' eh?

Cleverbot: I'm wearing black. I thought you were going to teach me some spanish?

User: You where going to teach me.

Cleverbot: How are you going to do that?

User: How are YOU going to do that.

Cleverbot: By pressing X on the tab.

User: X.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: The tab.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: A button/.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: I am going to end this coversation and post it.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: Okay then. Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?

User: No , I am going to leave.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Www.blockland.us/foruums.

Cleverbot: And you are a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I am. Now I will leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I don't like you.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I do not like you.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't like you either.

User: Sweet. Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you like sweet things?

User: No , goodbtye fine sir.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

User: I WILL.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Thanks/.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Prepare for trouble.

Cleverbot: Make it double.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jessie!

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

User: Me-owth! Dat's right!

This bitch evin knows Still Alive from portal! Posting in a sec.

Here we go:



User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: I'm making a note here.

Cleverbot: Huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my statisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And when the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the peopole who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurb because.

Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the peopole who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.

User: Anyways this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Its still delicous and most.

User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

User: I have experiments to run.

Cleverbot: There is research to be done.

User: For the peopole who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: While your dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2010, 09:01:53 AM by TheArmyGuy »

This bitch evin knows Still Alive from portal! Posting in a sec.
-still alive snip-
Dang it.

User: Want to have love.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Male or female.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: What are you going to make?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Aw, you won't get into shape or anything?

User: Strip down and get naked.

Cleverbot: No, I prefer to stay clothed.

User: I will make it worth your while.

Cleverbot: What are you asking me.

User: To have love with me.

Cleverbot: Well we'd better get started then.


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