Author Topic: How cool are you?  (Read 2451 times)

I'm cool. As ice.
While I listen to the price is right them on my Walkman, rollerblading through my private neighborhood, wearing rolled up khaki pants and prescription sunglasses, still wet from the Sun lotion my mom rubbed on me before making sure when she put on my helmet it didn't pinch the soft skin on my neck, trailing a over sized water bottle which I will only drink 1/4 of and spit take everything else, And have a knack for ignoring the use of periods.
How cool are you?

Kids who live in private neighborhoods are uncool bro.

I'm so cool, I'm stupid.  :cookieMonster:

Kids who live in private neighborhoods are uncool bro.
My God if you didn't get the sarcasm it that I want to WRING YOUR NECK WITH MY GLOVES WITH THE FINGERS CUT OUT OF THEM!

I wear only the color black. I have a chained wallet with a gun decal on the wallet itself. I have Dwight Shrute glasses and and a complete love muffin.

How can anyone not see the sarcasm?

Cool as the center of the sun.

I wasn't being sarcastic

I wear only the color black. I have a chained wallet with a gun decal on the wallet itself. I have Dwight Shrute glasses and and a complete love muffin.
Pssshhh.
I wear a chain wallet for the actual use of the chain, and only keep my precious Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the flame, skateboard, and skull decals which adorn the so called wallet.


I got the sarcasm.
My God if you didn't get the sarcasm it that I want to WRING YOUR NECK WITH MY GLOVES WITH THE FINGERS CUT OUT OF THEM!
How can anyone not see the sarcasm?
Jeez.

I'm quite cool, thanks for asking. It's a beautiful night out, so I have the windows open. There is a nice refreshing breeze is blowing my way as well. c:

I'm quite cool, thanks for asking. It's a beautiful night out, so I have the windows open. There is a nice refreshing breeze is blowing my way as well. c:
Sarcasm much?

I'm quite cool, thanks for asking. It's a beautiful night out, so I have the windows open. There is a nice refreshing breeze is blowing my way as well. c:
I felt as if I were in that situation.