I'm cool. As ice.
While I listen to the price is right them on my Walkman, rollerblading through my private neighborhood, wearing rolled up khaki pants and prescription sunglasses, still wet from the Sun lotion my mom rubbed on me before making sure when she put on my helmet it didn't pinch the soft skin on my neck, trailing a over sized water bottle which I will only drink 1/4 of and spit take everything else, And have a knack for ignoring the use of periods.
How cool are you?