God shoots down lightning upon Jesus and makes him explode

[General Nick]

This can only mean one thing...



'God' is no longer in control of the lighting...

ofmgo 2012!@!!!

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[Talent74]

Wood isn't fireproof bro.

I know that, but that wasn't my overall point.

Also, Jesus was a jew.

Of course, but Jews do not like the idea of Jesus, but they think of a "Messiah", which in my views, relates to Jesus Christ.

God must have gotten pissed at Jesus for not taking out the trash.

But dad :(

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE, You both sicken me.

[Brickman]

But dad :(

I'm not God and you're not Jesus wtf.

[Blockoman]

I'm not God and you're not Jesus wtf.

Going along with the joke. Not aimed at you.

You both sicken me.

I'm not an atheist.

Just putting that out there.

[Talent74]

I'm not an atheist.

Just putting that out there.

I just do not like jokes about my belief. If you do not make jokes about what I believe in, I won't make jokes about yours.

[Brickman]

I just do not like jokes about my belief. If you do not make jokes about what I believe in, I won't make jokes about yours.

Wait, what? I'm a Christian.

I was just simply making a joke, I wasn't saying anything about the the belief itself.

[TheKhoz]

I just do not like jokes about my belief. If you do not make jokes about what I believe in, I won't make jokes about yours.

Ouch. You hurt can me so much. Well, well, you were enslaved by a bunch a brothers for a long time, and a guy helped you escape by talking to a burning bush and moving water!

And you believe in a Jewish Zombie. That got hit by lightning. :3

[Talent74]

Ouch. You hurt can me so much. Well, well, you were inslaved by a bunch a brothers for a long time, and a guy helped you escape by talking to a burning bush and moving water!

And you believe in a Jewish Zombie.

I don't know what planet you came from, but my God, it must be a world full of stupid.

[TheKhoz]

I don't know what planet you came from, but my God, it must be a world full of stupid.

Oh, I'm sorry, so now Jewish beliefs are stupid? A person trying to insult a Jewish person speaks first. A Jewish person replies. Also, it is a world of stupid, as it is Earth.

[lordician]

Haha.
That should hit them. 

[Blockoman]

I just do not like jokes about my belief. If you do not make jokes about what I believe in, I won't make jokes about yours.

Hey, I believe in God, durp

But being uptight about everything is not a good way to go about.

[Talent74]

Oh, I'm sorry, so now Jewish beliefs are stupid? A person trying to insult a Jewish person speaks first. A Jewish person replies. Also, it is a world of stupid, as it is Earth.

First of all, it was a phrase meaning that you act like an idiot all over. Second, I'm not posting Jewish beliefs are stupid. I posted that Jews do not refer to Jesus, they refer to the Messiah. lern2read. Last, I'm not insulting the Jews.

Hey, I believe in God, durp

But being uptight about everything is not a good way to go about.

I'm not being uptight, I just don't like my God being made fun of.

[A.R.C.]

o no we made fun of his magic wizard in the sky

[Talent74]

o no we made fun of his magic wizard in the sky

Why do you always have to do that?

EDIT: WARNING! WARNING! Religion War Incoming!

[A.R.C.]

brother hatin'