Author Topic: God shoots down lightning upon Jesus and makes him explode  (Read 2912 times)


Aside from the obvious irony...

A six-story tall freestanding structure in the middle of nowhere.  Fair to say it was the tallest structure around for miles?  Tall things get hit by lightening, while short things do not.

Even Jesus can't stand to be in Ohio.
I live by where this happened, ohio is the best place you'll never be, aside from the Cleveland Browns stadium.

That statue was ugly.

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?


Jesus and Zeus were having an argument then Zeus broke Jesus' favorite statue and now theres a fight going on.

I just do not like jokes about my belief. If you do not make jokes about what I believe in, I won't make jokes about yours.
What the forget are you doing on the internet boi.

That's about 15 minutes from my house, actually. People call it "Touchdown Jesus".

That's about 15 minutes from my house, actually. People call it "Touchdown Jesus".
Now people should call it, "Burned down Jesus".


I just do not like jokes about my belief. If you do not make jokes about what I believe in, I won't make jokes about yours.

Your belief is based upon a collection of desert fairy tales.


Why do you always have to do that?

EDIT: WARNING! WARNING! Religion War Incoming!

I wonder who started it?

First of all, it was a phrase meaning that you act like an idiot all over. Second, I'm not posting Jewish beliefs are stupid. I posted that Jews do not refer to Jesus, they refer to the Messiah. lern2read. Last, I'm not insulting the Jews.I'm not being uptight, I just don't like my God being made fun of.
Jesus was Jewish.
You're a dumbass. :)