Every time someone makes a fat joke about gab newel, EP.3 Is delayed.
GABE NEWELL IS SO FAT HE ATE THE ENTIRE COW.
GABE NEWELL IS SO FAT HIS STOMACH IS A CONTINENT.
GABE NEWELL IS SO FAT THAT THE JAPANESE EARTHQUAKE WAS CAUSED BY HIM STOMPING.
GABE NEWELL IS SO FAT THAT HE'S FATTY FATTY FAT FAT FAT.
GABE NEWELL IS SO FAT HE DOESN'T EAT AT SUBWAYS, HE EATS
A SUBWAY!