Happy Wheels, Now featuring cries of pain!

[zackin5]

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php

What do you get when you take a Motocross game, add in some silly characters, a few pints of gore and dismemberment, and blend it?
Well it'd probably be a nasty mess of disk chunks (or cartridges if that's your thing) and blood.

But put it in a game?

Then you get this:

My wife's going to kill me.

Episode 3 cancelled

hhhggggggggggg


I jammed the deadly spike things.

segways are dangerous


I believe I can fly...


...sometimes

...Well stuff.

Awesome

The kid fell when I was trying to get the red thing down and then I went to look and got impaled. And worst of all, I let go of my bike after I died and it crushed the poor kids head.

it's ok guys I got this

[Ad Bot]

[Flying Ace]

Epic

edit: this game is more fun to lose at then it is to win XD

[?]

I chose the biker at the first level. Accidentally went back and hit the mines. The kid exploded and it rained blood.

His intestines just got blown out!

[tikitai]

i was the biker guy in the hills level and i jumped off bike (didnt ejected) the kid did too
and i started to do some breakdance with the arrow keys, the kid breakdanced too, and then, boom
the mines

[Flying Ace]

I just ran over the mines and I survived kid turned into rain though XD

[Marcem]

It doesn't ever load.

[?]

My bike flipped down a hill after i ejected and then it crushed my ribs.

[Flying Ace]

doing flips is fun

[duckman1229]

This is VERY fun! :D

[Coolio]

Can someone make a downloadable .swf?

[Flying Ace]

Can someone make a downloadable .swf?

I was about to say that Lol, also how do you run swfs?

[Coolio]

Open with mozilla. Make a firefox document and script it (I can give you some code) so the .swf is executed.

[Volga]

I can't wait to play, i'm loading now :D Sounds so fun


Edit: I'm in heaven, this is awesome! :D

[Rocketttdog]

lol this is great I love playing as the dad with his kid.

[Flying Ace]

Lol I lost my arm and it stayed on the handlebars