Name 1000 Ways To Get Kicked out of an airport.

[CordlessNinja]

1. Jack off in the Bathroom.

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

2.Throw baseballs at incoming planes.

[brickybob]

3.Rip off the Wal-Mart topic.

[Inv3rted]

Not really relevant, but I was at the Phoenix Airport and tried getting on the forum using the free wi-fi. Lo and behold, it was IP banned.

[JJA0]

4. Yell "I have a bomb!" extrmely loudly while boarding or exiting an airplane

[TeslaCoil]

Not really relevant, but I was at the Phoenix Airport and tried getting on the forum using the free wi-fi. Lo and behold, it was IP banned.

Ouch. Why?

[LordCutlerBeckett]

5. Showing your snake to the clerk.






















stuff.

[Inv3rted]

Ouch. Why?

I have no idea. It just said "Sorry Guest you are banned from posting / sending personal messages on this forum."

[TeslaCoil]

Accident post?

I don't see why you would get banned.

[kanew2000]

Accident post?

I don't see why you would get banned.

Maybe some other jerk got the Airport internet IP banned therefore no one else could use it for the forums?

[Inv3rted]

Accident post?

I don't see why you would get banned.

I didn't say I was banned. I said the airport was IP banned.

[TeslaCoil]

Oh ok.

Lol someone must have been on here :p

[?]

6. Come in with a bomb on you.

[colonial killer]

7. point at a random man and say ill kill you the muslim way
8. kick the cops two wheel leaning thingy
9. walk into the plane and kick the pilot
10. run in with a bomb strapped to your back screaming THEY GOT ME
11. drive your car into the donut shop- cops= angry
12. go into the bookstore and yell "weres the goshdam movies!"
13. put 5 guns into your suitcase and go through security
14. go to buy a ticket and say "weres the Have you committed a felony box? ive committed 20"

[HellHound]

15. Say: "Im the bomb!" in an airport. Loudly.