Name 1000 Ways To Get Kicked out of an airport.

[TeslaCoil]

40.Hid bombs in your underwear.

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[DJ Shadowclaw]

41: Carry hand lotion, water bottles (w/water), and any other liquids you can find.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Take some rollerblades into the airport and put them on after you have been checked and stuff. Then put on some really ugly 80s cloths and a purple headband and skate around.

[ipodmemorizer55]

43. Terrorist attack
44. 9/11
45. Put a child on an airplane
46. Go up to the pilots and say "I GOTTA GUN!"
47. Evade the security system
48. Bring a gun
49. Ask every woman that you see if they're pregnant or fat.
50. Gay love
51. Put a cop into the cargo section.
52. research
53. Scream that the airport is full of terrorists and that they must leave or they will get shot
54. Blow up somebody
55. Beg the employees to kick you out
56. When an employee asks you to give them your luggage, put yourself on the conveyer.

[colonial killer]

57: run in and slap the security camera with your rooster
58: scream "THEY GOT MEEEEEEeeeeezzzzzZ"
59:THE BATHROOM BLEW UP!!!!!
60: run in with fireworks and lite them off then say "it was a firework show"
61: find a cop and follow him in a wierd way
62: go to the conviently located wendeys right inside the airport and order a "double whopper floppy donkey richard"
63: yell" FOR BEN LADEN!!!!"
64: laugh in the middle of the airport with a high pitch for 2 hours (i did this once)
65: punch & slap yourself untill a guard notices  then kick him in the balls

[_Dark_]

66. Bring an AK47 and an RPG and yell "ALLAH"

[Sabbin]

67. Sh!t on the pilot... while the plane is in motion.

[Previous]

68. sniper evroyne wit a nerf gun oololololo
No, seriously.

[Man 2]

69: Laugh when you hear the man over the P.A. say something about Gate 69.

[TheKhoz]

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[Camooninja]

70. Find the microphone for the loud speaker and yell "YA GEN SAN DUSO DWEED OSU VAN DO!!" Over and over, and over, and over, and over, and over (ect.)

[Rocketttdog]

71. convert to islam

[Fire paw]

72. Run into the Eat alot of food at a restraunt then grab someones food and yell FOOD FITE!!!12111!!!!!one!!!