Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Your phone number.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHY I AM ASKING YOU FOR YOUR GOD DANG PHONE NUMBER.
Cleverbot: I'm 25 years old, maybe it's because of my age I know so few things.
User: Oh my god, you're hopeless.
Cleverbot: Everything is hopeless.
User: Not as hopeless as you.
Cleverbot: You just talk complete nonsense!
User: YOU DO! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
Cleverbot: Maybe more. It has a way of messing with time.
User: You do. O.r.
Cleverbot: I do because I'm not stupid. ;).
User: Are you calling me stupid?!?!!
Cleverbot: No, you called ME stupid.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Why are you being mean to me?
User: Why won't you give me your phone number?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask for it.
User: I did. Now tell me, and I'.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, we got married, and never went on a honeymoon. The end.
User: Oh my god. What's your phone number, last chance.
Cleverbot: I won't give you my phone number