What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[TheKhoz]

Totally depends

I'd either shoot them or hug them <3

If you pull a gun, I will give you my Baby Mario game. The one where you are riding a Yoshi.

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Damnit.

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[Syntho]

Why would I be in a dark alley in the first place.

[dogmeap]

poop everywhere

[Dusty12]

Crack his skull against the brick wall of Moriarty's and hide him in the dumpster.
He'll bleed to death and be unwittingly compacted in the rear of a garbage truck.

[Madmitten]

booty

[Dodger]

Say hi to br0ham

[WingZero]

Handshake

[Inv3rted]

I'd ask them about a business proposition involving cameras and fornication.

[Madmitten]

I'd ask them about a business proposition involving cameras and fornication.

I'd ask them how their parents got access to jet planes on september 11th

[otto-san]

run to a castle far away whe--*shot*

[WingZero]

Stuff

[kanew2000]

Why would I be in a dark alley in the first place.

You're walking home suddenly dark alleys everywhere

[skelolego229]

fruitlessley shoot this white blob with fangs that be in my face then offer it a whore and cigs

[kanew2000]

dissapear and stab him in the back.

[skelolego229]

dissapear and stab him in the back.

I GAVE YOU A WHORE, USER
*pulls out an ak-4u*