What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[Kobewarrior]

Assassinate him.

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

Kill. You.

[Madmitten]

I GAVE YOU A WHORE, USER
*pulls out an ak-4u*

I'd stab him before he had a chance to greet me.
then press the button which releases self controlled nanobots from the tip of the blade.

[Dodger]

I'd say hi to br0ham again.

[kanew2000]

I'd say hi

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Why the forget would I be in a dark alley?

[thomas64]

shoot and run
also bump :)

[TwenteFreak]

Cover up my ass so I don't get assraped.

[Rookie]

Shoot you in your vagina, tear off your arms and legs, put a stake through your stomach and let you die slowly.

Meanie >:C

[dogmeap]

Crack his skull against the brick wall of Moriarty's and hide him in the dumpster.
He'll bleed to death and be unwittingly compacted in the rear of a garbage truck.

:(

I would kill the user above me if i met him/hey in a dark alley

[Muzzles56]

I would have a staring contest

[Night Fox]

Die.

[CapTMeaT]

hug :D

[Dodger]

Casual conversation engage.

[Pengie]

I'd offer them candy knowing that they'd run off with all of it.