What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[Man 2]

Hide.

Seek.

[Ad Bot]

[Muzzles56]

Teach them how not to quote fail

[Man 2]

Teach them how not to quote fail

That didn't go as well as planned... Must have erased a bracket. Any better now?

[Lil D]

Go to sleep.

[DracoSoul]

Punch you

[Lil D]

Bleed out of face.

[Flamecannon]

Laugh because your name is Lil D. D stands for richard.

[TheArmyGuy]

Take a pokeball , trap you in it and throw you off a mountain.
It would hurt you.

Tip for next user:
I have my bomb. I'll use it!

[Lil D]

Laugh because your name is Lil D. D stands for richard.

Kill you and your little perverted mind for thinking the letter D automatically means richard.

[Man 2]

Punch your lights out because your groundhog looked at me funny >:o

[DracoSoul]

Walk away.

[TheArmyGuy]

Take a pokeball , trap you in it and throw you off a mountain.
It would hurt you.

Tip for next user:
I have my bomb. I'll use it!

It was my turn.
Answer me.

[DracoSoul]

Punch you.

[Kevdude]

Make forget

[TheArmyGuy]

Think like:

Is that a teletubby?
I think it is!
No wait it's an aliën strike force.
Die!
"Takes out M82 BMH"
Shoots.
Uses bomb as grande-finale
You ruined my post. :C