When I die, I want my dead body to be hung above the door of the house I lived in when I died. But I want all my limbs cut from my torso and hung a few inches away from the torso. So none of my limbs are touching my body and I want my eyes to be stapled open and red contacts that glow in the dark to be stapled into my dead eyes so whenever young children walk by the house at night they will see the dead face of me with my severed dead limbs and my glowing red eyes watching them watch past. Muahaha.