owwww my foot

[dkamm65]

I had a bike accident. (Fell into a ditch, lol)

I woke up and found blood all over my arms.

true story, br0.

I fell off my bike really bad once. My knee looked something like this.
http://imgur.com/797tA.png

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[Illidan]

I fell off my bike really bad once. My knee looked something like this.
http://imgur.com/797tA.png

Is that a game? :o

[dkamm65]

Is that a game? :o

Yeah. Games forum section. There's a thread for it.

[Pew446]

Wow everyone told you not to and you were like "oh it's fine, try the shrimp you friend" and now you're bleeding all over the floor. Nice job!

What's the worst that could happen... OH... OH GOD... stuff!

[PowerDag]

I stabbed myself making a sandwich.

[thomas64]

ewwwww
did you cut your toe OFF in the picture?

[TeslaCoil]

I stabbed myself making a sandwich.

[TomTheGeek]

I stabbed myself making a sandwich.

HELP. MY SANDWICH IS BLEEDING!

[TeslaCoil]

If we are lucky OP will slowly bleed to death.

[PowerDag]

HELP. MY SANDWICH IS BLEEDING!

Yes, I stabbed my sandwich, too. It bleeds pepper mayonnaise.  

If we are lucky OP will slowly bleed to death.

Ou. :D

[ipodmemorizer55]

If we are lucky OP will slowly bleed to death.

:C

My dad jammed his toenail about a couple years ago from playing tennis. He then tried to pick at it and blood squirted literally across the room. It was a good thing I was in school at the time.

[?]

HELP. MY SANDWICH IS BLEEDING!

Surprisingly, This is the only type of joke here.
Anyway. Man up, Shake it off and whatnot.

[killer5000]

THAT'S the most blood you've seen? My brother wasn't wearing shoes when running on a splintery deck on our vacation to Alabama. He stepped on a wooden spike an it went through his foot. A puddle of blood, he had to get stitches (50)

[Tokthree]

I once got a splinter around this size (crappy image hurr) under the skin on the ball of my foot, hurt like hell getting it out even with antiseptic spray.

There wasn't any blood though (amidoinitrite?)

[Antallion]

did you die