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No, Green Eggs and Ham

Tucson, Arizona
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A place in Arizona that serves one purpose; to educate the young people that decide to spend four years in a city 3 degrees cooler than hell. Of course, Wildcat Football is heating up!

Where dreams come to die and old people come to rot in the sun.

A city full of old people, morons from Minnesota, and people who can't drive for stuff on the forgeted-up road system we have here. Not to mention the Mexican Mafia quartered south of town.

Get out of Tucson
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Pretty much.

No, Green Eggs and Ham
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Yes with a fox.
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Maybe with a goat
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