Author Topic: What happens to Mario?  (Read 20850 times)

Simple. All you do is say what happens to Mario/Luigi.

I'll start: He ends up in World 1-1

And gets raped by a goomba.

And then a pipe rapes him.

NEW RULE: No loving rape is allowed.

Then the new rule rapes him.

He is then raped by the new rule

Then the new rule rapes him.

Well stuff.

And then he rapes the new rule.


NEW RULE: No loving rape is allowed.
The Mario rapes someone.
(Hue, it was rape, not the eff-in rape.)

On a serious note: Mario finds 5 coins.


Lol

loving lol


Warp Pipe rapes him (picture it now)

If only this topic were to be renamed to...

"What happens to Princess Peach"

Then he goes down the warp pipe and the darkness rapes him.

Then the other side of the tube rapes him.