If he punches you in the face, you must fight off the strong urge to thank him.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
When it's raining, it's becuse he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
You guys come up with some.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's an ad campaign for a beer company. And the commercials consist of these sayings with video of this guy. Calling him "the most interesting man in the world".
