The most interesting man in the world.

[Qwepir]

His beer bottles open themselves.

and then apologize for not opening sooner.

[Ad Bot]

[Raeyok]

and then apologize for not opening sooner.

I knew I was missing something there, thanks bro.

[Skip]

Look, it's me in 40 years.

[Caution]

I DON'T DRINK BEER OFTEN

BUT WHEN I DO

I CHOOSE DOS EQUIS

[skelolego229]

women strip down upon eye contact, and men beg for the right to learn from him

[*Magick* Mage]

I give up, who is he? :o

[.::Taboo::.]

I DON'T DRINK BEER OFTEN

BUT WHEN I DO

I CHOOSE DOS EQUIS

Exactly, when I read this thread I read it in that narrator's voice.

[Qwepir]

I give up, who is he? :o

a guy from a booze commercial.

[Skip]

I give up, who is he? :o

"He is The Most Interesting Man in the World."

[Sarge]

I knew I shouldn't have cloned myself and sent the clone through a time machine. :c

Anyway, he doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers DOS EQUIS.

[Regulith]

"He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like"

[Caution]

Exactly, when I read this thread I read it in that narrator's voice.

Kinda surprised I was the first one to post that.

[skelolego229]

the dos eqis company refuses to reveal his identity

[Welknair]

I give up, who is he? :o

He's Chuck Norris in disguise. This is Chuck Norris's alternate ego for when he's not kicking butt.

[ShadowsfeaR]

He can speak French in Russian.

I forgot a stuff load of other funny ones. :C