Blockland Forums Emergency Line

[masterockets]

Ban them or forget them in the ass

Halp! there's too many trolls trolling trolls that troll trolls!

[Ad Bot]

[goobler402]

Massacre them.

Help! I'm dead in the atmos!

[masterockets]

if you were dead, then how do I save you?
Help! I don't have anything that I need help with so help me think of something that I need help with!

[DracoSoul]

Your pants are unzipped.

[masterockets]

Your pants are unzipped.

you never posted a help, so you get no help
help, I just thought of something and lost it!

[Dodger]

if you were dead, then how do I save you?
Help! I don't have anything that I need help with so help me think of something that I need help with!

Check every nearby hot female cleavage nearby for it.

Blockland forums, MR. KITTY IS TRYING TO STEAL MY POT PIE!

[Menen]

Stab him in the Face.

Blockland Forums! Im getting ice cream! BUT ITS NOT CHOCOLATE

[Skateaton]

Kill the ice cream vender for chocolate.

I was shot!

[masterockets]

too bad, you didn't call for help 

Help! I totally didn't start a fire and am now stuck in a house

[King of losers]

There's an app for that.

Help!

[Skateaton]

Yes?

Help! I was raped!

[Edward Digato]

Was it hot? Get a knife and track down whoever raepd you

Help! I pissed a lot of friends on 1.045!

[Volko]

Kill yourself.


Help!  I am in need of a problem to complain about!

[Killer2]

What is the state of your emergency?

Help, Badspot has turned into a noob!

[King of losers]

ERROR

Help! There's a snake in my boot!