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[No dinner for king]

Throw Tezuni at it

O wait...

Help, Tezuni is gonna get thrown at the world!

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

Throw Tezuni at Tezuni.

Help my post makes no sense!

[Menen]

Most of them dont. 

H31P! 1 CANT ST0P TA1K1NG L1K3 TH15!!!

[shafin25]

Read

Help! Help help help!

[darerd]

Most of them dont. 

H31P! 1 CANT ST0P TA1K1NG L1K3 TH15!!!

7URN 0FF CAPS AND D3S7R0Y NUMPAD

Blockland Forums, why are my headphones so itchy?

[Cybertails1998]

Because there's yellow in your ears and it's erupting.
wait stuff

Help.

[No dinner for king]

Sorry, i can't help you Cybertails. come back when your a little,\
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Smarter (basically you didn't ask for help)

Help, My PC is laggin up everytime i play Star wars: Empire at war

[Skyra]

Tone down the graphics.

Help! I'm becoming 13!

[Cheemo]

Spend a long day on the internet. Alone.

HELP I LOST MY KEYBOARD

[Dodger]

Connect USB port to cerebrum.


Help! My mind is blank!

[Killer2]

Connect USB port to cerebrum.


Help! My mind is blank!

This should help:



Help, Mario is raping the world!

[Rookie]

Step on his head.

Help! I accidentally fapped to a trap!

[Killer2]

Step on his head.

Help! I accidentally fapped to a trap!

Haha. Fap some more.

Help, I need a gun.

[Block Box]

Go to the black market.

Help! Gmod is not for sale anymore!

[Rookie]

Holy shat really? -lol removed rest-
Help! I cut my snake with a tuna jar!