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[Cybertails1998]

neck2knife robber

help rainbow ponies are taking me from the keyboa-

[Ad Bot]

[Jump stab]

Spray Spray Paint on them!


Help! Blockheads are hitting me with hammers!

[Killer2]

Spray Spray Paint on them!

Help, I want to bomb all BP gas stations.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Just shoot the gas tanks.

Help, My car just got hit by a train!

[sniper pete]

Hit it back!!!

Help, Im having my period!!!
AND IM A GUY!

[Syntho]

No it isn't.

He-

[Cybertails1998]

Shi-

Help, I don't know how to Paffendorf Dance!

[sniper pete]

uuuuuuuuh... Teach me how, then I'll teach you!

[PowerDag]

Error: No question stated

Help, rainbow-colored trout fly out of my screen when I open Blockland!

[Col.Burton]

Grab a net and start Grilling.

Help Candlejack is gonna ge-

[PowerDag]

Don't say Candleja-

Help, my brother searched "Blue Waffle" up and now he's fapping to it!

[sniper pete]

neck2kniferobberbrother

Help, Jabba the hutt is raping my pet goat!
uuugh!!!

[Sonicfangirl11]

Stop dying!

Help! I'm getting eaten by Aliens in Alien Swarm!!!

[Cybertails1998]

Aliens normally don't eat trolls.

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[Col.Burton]

Get a new keyboard and stop spamming.

Help! I'm not a furcigarette but everyone says otherwise!