Author Topic: Blockland Forums Emergency Line  (Read 27804 times)

Leave them, if they can't troll anyone, they can't do a successful troll.

Help! I ate a flaming banana!

Kill it with moar fire.

Help! Everyone is calling my monster avatar a troll!

Now you know how I felt with my furcigarette issue :U


Help!I have melted chocolate!

Make Chocolate soldiers.

HELP THERE'S PEOPLE AROUND ME!

Rape them

HELP I'M BEING RAPED

kick their ass

HELP -Pablo- IS KICKING RAPISTS ASSES

Laugh at him.

Help! I'm melting!

MELT CHOCLATE

HELP! I MELTED CHOCLATE!

Put it in the freezer.

Help! A shark fell through my roof!
Proof:

Make shark soup.

Help, it's so damn hot in Moscow!

Make it cold

HELP My cat ate poison what do I do?

Use antidote on cat.


Help! The shark soup tastes horrible!

Use some salt.

Help!, a lunatic is trying to sell me can openers!

Eat him.


Help! I got FIOS!

I don't care.

Halp: i cnt spel rite!!!!!!!!!1