Fine, we have people for that anyways.
Help, I drank somenanobots from some punch a freaky guy gave me. I Need hel- Wait... OMG!!! HOLY stuff!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-(Phone turns off). (calls again) Hello, is anybody there. sorry for what happened, something very strange just happened. i, i'm gonna need some help with this. Oh wait... Sorry, forgot i was talking to the help line. um, would it be strange if i said i just turned into a Squirrel. BECAUSE IT ISN'T RIGHT!!!! RRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHTTT TT!!!!!!!!