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Pants. Your opinion?

Whore.
8 (57.1%)
Innocent.
0 (0%)
Slutbag.
0 (0%)
Manipulative bitch.
4 (28.6%)
Other (specify)
2 (14.3%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Author Topic: Comy's and dracos girl drama with no grammar and lots of stupid UPDATED WTF  (Read 11548 times)

I think Draco and Comrad have actually been dating the same girl. She moved to wherever Draco is, and is now causing him misery.

Tl;dr, girls are stupid. Don't get involved with them. Your hand is all you need. It doesn't break your heart and is always good to go.

hands have no tits

D:

Meh. Tits are over rated in my opinion.

That's what research is for.
research has tits.

But...I want a female D:

Your hand is all you need. It doesn't break your heart and is always good to go.
maybe not your heart

But my hand doesn't have a vagina or breasts.....

But my hand doesn't have a vagina or breasts.....

It does, you just gotta believe hard enough.

I think Draco and Comrad have actually been dating the same girl. She moved to wherever Draco is, and is now causing him misery.

Tl;dr, girls are stupid. Don't get involved with them. Your hand is all you need. It doesn't break your heart and is always good to go.
Didn't you have a girlfriend before?

Key word is "before". lol

Nah, I'm just sort of fed up with women, or rather, the ones I know. They're never really all that smart and have horrible tastes.

We'll see how the "real world" fairs in years to come. Maybe I'll meet a Ms. Swholli, possible even a Mrs. Swholli, who knows.

*pitter patter of little swholli feet*


I should make a girl drama about my whore friend who dates black guys with dread.
Eew