Says you.
I already did.
Yes, you are.You can't defend yourself
Interestingly your pledge to be nice has seemingly turned you into even more of a douchebag. Nice job I guess - didn't see that one coming.
I had stated that I wasn't going to be nice to everybody
douchebag
The main antagonists are now fighting against themselves.
No, the antagonist is you.
do you know what ANYTHING means?
Yes, do you?
I'm the guy on the sidelines.