Author Topic: Video game cliches that piss you off  (Read 3571 times)

I really hate teleporting enemies (Ex: Conduit on infamous)

You'll be fighting a lot of regular guys, then, HOLY stuff HE SPAWNS BEHIND YOU AND RAPES YOU WITH A SHOCKWAVE ATTACK, AND KNOCKS YOUR ASS ON THE GROUND, SO THE OTHER ENEMIES CAN loving RAPE AND KILL YOU!

Bosses that rape you with a combo move.
Pew pew pew OH GOD HE JUMPED ON ME!
*STAB STAB STAB SLICE STAB STAB SLICE*
There goes half my health!

Bosses that rape you with a combo move.
Pew pew pew OH GOD HE JUMPED ON ME!
*STAB STAB STAB SLICE STAB STAB SLICE*
There goes half my health!
And they do this over and over again and don't let you get a single move in. I got that in rounds 6 and 7 of the Witchwood Arena in Fable TLC.
Then again, I wouldn't hold back either, if someone asked, "DUDE STOP HITTING ME SO I CAN KILL YOU"

Oh and some splitting bosses.
*Stab Split Stab Split Stab Split Stab Split*
And now there are 30 little orbs rolling around.

Easiest boss battle ever, more like it.

I hate the "powerful tracking laser" cliche.  Doe every single boss need a laser beam at revolves around them?

I wasn't talking about the challenge I ment the character.

Shadow of the Colossus bosses were hard. :(

Shadow of the Colossus bosses were hard. :(

No, they weren't.

They were tedious.

Especially the last boss.

I hate that the female character always or usually falls in love with the male hero. Seriously, why can't the dude find some other broad and go with her?

Oh and that all female characters that are important have large breasts. Who gives a stuff it's a video game.

SotC bosses were hard to FIGURE OUT, because while experimenting how to kill them...........

BOOM, they shoot you/smash you.

Once you got the pattern/strategy down, you're fine. Except the last boss.
Last one was just annoying, but I was dissapoint. Once you got to his neck he was easy as hell.

Bosses that come back after you think you've defeated them. It used to get me all the time, I'm like YES, forget YES I FINALLY BEAT HIM, SUCK IT friend, YOU ARE DEAD, hah-oooosht, and then they come back twice as strong. Now I'm always skeptical about these things. In portal I thought she was going to break out in laughter and tell you that her destruction was a joke like she did with the gas

"nuro toxins, cough cough, so deadly-HAHAHAHAHA"

...how do you spell nuro neuro nero?

A female character being super powerful ONLY because they're apparently stereotyped to be weak.

Shockwave attacks. Every boss that jumps on the ground and makes a shockwave that you have to jump over.
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I really hate teleporting enemies (Ex: Conduit on infamous)

If you dislike both of these, don't play Grand Chase. Otherwise, fun game.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 09:54:12 PM by Chrono »

A female character being super powerful ONLY because they're apparently stereotyped to be weak.
I haven't seen this too much lately, though.

The Ratchet and Clank last boss was like the one Bisjac described.

I haven't seen this too much lately, though.
Happening less often yes, but there was a time it was like, everywhere.