Author Topic: Video game cliches that piss you off  (Read 3556 times)

Today I beat Fable TLC for about the half-dozenth time and got very pisses that, once again, the end boss can spawn less major enemies to preoccupy you while you fight him. That pisses me off because it happens in just about every game I've played.
THAT'S BULLstuff.
Other video game bullstuff you've encountered, share it here.

GlaDoS is so annoying.

GlaDoS is so annoying.
Easiest boss battle ever, more like it.

I hate the "powerful tracking laser" cliche.  Doe every single boss need a laser beam at revolves around them?

I dislike most bosses that make you jump on them and press buttons in the right sequence to damage them.

bosses that are HUGE. like instead of a character to actually fight, they are off in the background, and the fight is just a dodging game from things being tossed at you.

Note that I'm not asking for only boss cliches... just video game cliches in general.
Like quests that take you into caves? Happens every time. And these caves happen to be filled to the brim with only one type of enemy.

This isnt really a bad thing, but occurs often in Transformers War For Cybertron.

Huge ass boss, Attack sequence1, Attack sequence2, Weak point.

Attack sequence1, minions (Not all bosses), Attack sequence2, Weak point.

CRITICAL MODE, BITCH. (Part 2)

Attack sequence1, Even more difficult attack sequence 1. Difficult attack sequence 2, Minions(Again, not all bosses that I know of), Difficult attack sequence 1, then 2, then Weakpoint. Dead.


Holy forget the game is amazing though.

People in suits that make them awesome Halo, GOW, etc.  (Metroid is excused)

Also female characters in games that serve no purpose other than to be a roostertease.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 07:01:18 PM by JAW959 »

Gary loving oak. [Rivals being annoying and challenging you when you have one pokemon left at 1HP]

Bosses with 29,452,034,875,209,347,520,934,875 forms.

Bosses with 29,452,034,875,209,347,520,934,875 forms.
Bosses with 2 or 3 forms is cool, but anymore is just tedious and a bitch.

Gary loving oak. [Rivals being annoying and challenging you when you have one pokemon left at 1HP]
"I don't see Gary anywhere... OH THERE'S THE POKEMON CENTER! I just have to get there as quick as possible.
Almost there....
Almost there...."
"HEY SABBIN! WAIT UP!
*Greaser music*
I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY POKEMON AND THEY COULD GANG-RAPE YOUR POKEMON HUEHUEHUE LETS BATTLE NOW REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING THAT'S OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT"
*Battle transition*
GARY wants to fight!
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 07:02:27 PM by Man 2 »

"I don't see Gary anywhere... OH THERE'S THE POKEMON CENTER! I just have to get there as quick as possible.
Almost there....
Almost there...."
"HEY SABBIN! I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY POKEMON AND THEY COULD GANG-RAPE YOUR POKEMON HUEHUEHUE LETS BATTLE NOW REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING THAT'S OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT"

lol'd

Shockwave attacks. Every boss that jumps on the ground and makes a shockwave that you have to jump over.

"I don't see Gary anywhere... OH THERE'S THE POKEMON CENTER! I just have to get there as quick as possible.
Almost there....
Almost there...."
"HEY SABBIN! WAIT UP!
*Greaser music*
I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY POKEMON AND THEY COULD GANG-RAPE YOUR POKEMON HUEHUEHUE LETS BATTLE NOW REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING THAT'S OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT"
*Battle transition*
GARY wants to fight!
i hate that