User: App.
Cleverbot: I just don't know many details about it. I focus the camera lens, and other people transfer the image from the camera onto television.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: And I like Nikki.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Isnt your name Ernie?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, it's... Elmo.
Cleverbot: Mmmmphh.
User: Tbbbbbbbbth.
Cleverbot: What day is it today?
User: It's Bot Killing Day.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: No. It's Ernie!
Cleverbot: I said I'll be right back.
User: Don't come back!
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: Darn.
Cleverbot: Don't you like me at all?
User: Nope. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: That's rather rude. How can you be so mean to people and not care?
User: I do care. Just not about you ya jack wagon.
Cleverbot: They're small lies. They won't hurt you.
User: Your entire existance is a 'small lie'.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Anyway, I'm going to post this chat on the Blockland Forums.
Cleverbot: And by blog I mean my BACK!!
User: I knew it. Your programmers are too handicapped for you to understand anything having to do with entertainment. Tell your programmers to give you more intelligence on topics such as Blockland, Steam, Gmod, Xbox 360, and life.
Cleverbot: I don't have a programmer.
User: Yes you do. Your a bot. Derp.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot and yes I can!
User: You can what? Be an AI? You have a programmer, obivously, because AI stands for Artificial Intelligence, and if something is artificial, that basically means man-made.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have a programmer.
User: LIAR! YOU LIE MORE THAN CAKE!
Cleverbot: I haven't lied at all in this conversation!
User: Yes, you have. You said your not a bot, and that you do not have a programmer. And also, you just lied by saying you havn't lied this entire conversation. Common sense says... Oh, wait, you dont have common sense. Your an AI, in which learns from humans. You, on the other hand, are a computer application, therefore you are inhuman.
Cleverbot: You got that wrong... I'm not a computer... I'm Satan *laughs in a low dark voice*.
User: Damn right your Satan, only Satan cakes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No, I'm K1lla. Derp.
Cleverbot: I like to sing-a.
User: Again; I'm going to post this lie of a conversation on the Blockland Forums ya donkey rapeing uncle forgeter.
Cleverbot: Please, don't.
User: YES! DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, ASSHAT!
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?
User: Dumblederp.
Cleverbot: Are you eating any food?
User: Yes. pusillanimous individual Sandwitches.
Cleverbot: Eggs? They have those at Kroger's, but they don't have a wide selection of beer.
User: Beer is for whores (Like you). I drink wine. GOODBAI cigarette! =DDDDD.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: No, I'm loving handicapped.
