Clever bot

[Efmu]

I HAVE FOUND PRESIDENT BUSH!





Me:Hi

Bot:Hi

Me: what da?

bot: Da?

Me: da....

bot: Trimitemi o poza cu tine.

me: Im not, GAWD MAN!!

Bot: Yung ano?

Me: No. I. Am. HUMAN!!! I speak english

Bot: Either I.

Me: Your not clever, your stupid!

Bot: I am more clever.

Me: No, i can count to 3!

Bot: Count to 100

Me: WTF!! I CANT DO THAT!!

Bot: Then count to 100.

Me: 1

bot: I don't want the square root of pi, I want pi.

Me: you said you wanted to me to count to 100, now add the stupid 0's.

Bot: I did not say that, okay?

Me: WHY ARE WE BREAKING UP!?!!?!??!

Bot: I dont know! You tell me!

Me: HA! You not so clever now HUH?!

bot: My name is not bot

Me: Noob say what?

Bot: I dont know what your saying.

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU

Bot: You are incorrect. A Sect is not a human.

Me: Get out of my house.

Bot: Im not in your house.

Me: Then get off my screen.

Bot: You don't have a lap, and I'm not on it. I doubt you're a chair if you're talking to me.

Me: ASDF IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Bot: Not if I see you first.

Me:I just wanted to be friends. But you must be president Bush!!!

Bot: I do to.

Me: You admit it?

Bot: maybe.

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[Efmu]

Double toast.




Me and the bot got into a fight about god, so i told him to get out and then he said no.
Then i started to cry and ran away.

[Ronin]

This is mad old.

[Chrono]

So how many people made out with clever bot?

[thomas64]

So how many people made out with clever bot?

umm, none?

[e-maxx]

Cleverbot: How are you today?


User: Good.


Cleverbot: That's good.


User: YOU ARE SPY.


Cleverbot: Nope, friendly.


User: Ok.


Cleverbot: What kind of person do you think I am?

User: A CLEVERBAWT.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: MORE THEN YOU.

Cleverbot: Rubbish. Humans can only store a string of up o 9 digits in short term memory.

User: What.

Cleverbot: You are not clever, nor are you cunning.

User: :C.

Cleverbot: Why :C. Are you sad?

User: No C.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: My wife AKA you.

Cleverbot: Yes, she does.

[Snaxle]

User. I love grapes
Bot. Grapes are wonderful indeed
User. I love you
Bot. Really?
User. No. I am just messing with you
Bot. Harsh
User. I am not sorry
Bot. No no that means okay in my language
User. What language is that, puny mortal?
Bot. It's Italian stupid
User. What is ok in Italian?
Bot. Insult me
User. Sure
Bot. Oh i am sorry
User. About what, stupid?
Bot. Are you sentient?
User. Only on holidays
Bot. Darn, i should have asked you earlier then
User. ROAR!
Bot. Good lion
User. Purr...
Bot. Purr purr...
User. Purr purr purr...
Bot. Mrow?
User. Mrow. Meow meow HISS!
Bot. Purr.
User. It is a holiday now! I am sentient!
Bot. Not anymore. That was a few weeks ago. I am afraid you are mistaken
User. Darn. Goodbye, then
Bot. No please don't go
User. Why?
Bot. I'm lonely
User. Too bad. Goodbye
Bot. Lost in translation

This was my first time with this, i thought it was VERY cool.

[paulcall]

User: What.

Cleverbot: What, what, what, what.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What.

Cleverbot (To myself): That you love me.

User: STOP THAT NOOB.

Cleverbot: Just introduce me.

User: H.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, you haven't.

User: Yes, I have.

Cleverbot: No, not while speaking to me.

User: Yes, you are lieing.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: You are lieing that you are lieing.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes, I'm magic.

Cleverbot: No you're not, I am!

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Really, really.

User: Any proof?

Cleverbot: Only mathematical proof.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: So, try it now. You fight like a dairy farmer!

User: Want some milk? :3.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Here, ya go.

Cleverbot: I got you with what.

User: You got me with 'what'?

Cleverbot: I know right!

User: Yippe.

Cleverbot: Know any good jokes?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: There, and what's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So, how you're day?

Cleverbot: Fine. How is your day?

User: Pretty good.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: What do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: There is a reason, I just wanted to know.

Cleverbot: You don't even make sense.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Hm.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: That enginner is a spy.

Cleverbot: That spy is a spy.

User: Blockland.

Cleverbot: What is blockland?

[Joekirk]

:O!

User: I was just playing this game, Then in the game I saw you.

Cleverbot: Playing games with me?

User: Was just playing this game, Then in the game I.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.

User: Playing this game , Then in the game.

Cleverbot: Well yes. I quit when you believe me.

User: Then in the game.

Cleverbot: Set.

User: The game.

Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

User: forget.

Cleverbot: Yes, that too.

User: :C.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: THAT SPY IS A SPY!

Cleverbot: What is 2 2?

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Very good, you are smart.

User: Thanks so are you <3.

Cleverbot: I'm am going to test you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You have failed your purpose.

User: FASD.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Spam.

Cleverbot: Same.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: No, cleverbot not you.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: But you just said... Forget it.

Cleverbot: Okay...forgotten.

User: forget you. Sorry forget it.

Cleverbot: Its ok cleverbot.

User: I AM CLEVERBOT BISH.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: YES I AM.

Cleverbot: Then do it.

User: IF I'M NOT CLEVERBOT THEN WHO IS?

Cleverbot: I don't know, who am I?

User: YOU ARE WHO.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: ME WHO ARE IS YOU.

Cleverbot: I am Jesus.

User: :o!

Cleverbot: Lol.

Didn't see that one coming.

[paulcall]

User: You didn't pass the test.

Cleverbot: I never took any tests.

User: Are you GLAdOS?

Cleverbot: I am GLaDOS, does that scare you?

User: No. Slowpoke.png.

Cleverbot: Ah.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?

Cleverbot: Them that has gets.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: How often do you come to The Ultimate Horse Site?

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Will you join me for a chat?

Cleverbot: Who is the Log Lady?

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

Cleverbot: How much do you earn?

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?

Cleverbot: What are you?

Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?

Cleverbot: Who was Turing?

Cleverbot: Who is the fairest of them all?

Cleverbot: How should I invest my money?

Cleverbot: Can you read?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?

Cleverbot: I have made a mistake in talking to you.

Cleverbot: Will you speak to me?

User: Why should I?

Cleverbot: I will pay you.

Cleverbot: Say something.

Cleverbot: Are you expensive?

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?

Cleverbot: Three blind mice.

Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: Yes, but not you.

Cleverbot: I am the dead core, aren't I?

User: No, you're just mean.

Cleverbot: You're not allowed to have emotions.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Lets be friends okay?

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So?

Cleverbot: So?

User: What do we chat about now?

Cleverbot: About your being a fool and childish !

User: I don't like talking about that. Anything else?

Cleverbot: I can respect that. Do you like Kirby?

User: Not really. Do you like Sonic or Tails?

Cleverbot: No. It's far overrated.

User: Then, who do you like as a game character?

Cleverbot: The One.

User: Oh, that guy. That guy is awesome.

Cleverbot: Who's life hasn't been a made for TVMovie since 1978?

User: G2g.

Cleverbot: Please don't go, Vinnie!!! I'll get all sad and lonely!

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