Author Topic: Some Weird Ass Sickness  (Read 3461 times)

Hi, today, I've been feeling really sick. Only gotten about 5 hours of sleep altogether. But, my sickness is weird.

So, yesterday was a gloomy day, and the roof of my mouth felt funny all day.

Then, it turned late and I felt like stuff. So I went to sleep at like, 9:30 - 10-ish.

I slept for 3 hours, waking up at 1 with my stomach feeling really weird and the roof of my mouth feeling worse. I was hungry, and that might have been the issue with my stomach. I couldn't then sleep into 4:30 - 5-ish. I woke up at 7, and about 10 minutes later my dad checked on me (That's probably why I woke up).

Now I feel like stuff and can hardly sleep. What should I do?

Fap.

It solves my problems.

Serious answer: Take hot shower then take some medicine

Funny answer to make everyone think I'm cool: SHOOT YOURSELF LULZLOLOLOLLAWLLLROFL

Serious answer: Take hot shower then take some medicine

I did take a hot shower last night, it did make me feel better for a short period of time. Also, I forgot to mention I am a little weak with my muscles.

I did take a hot shower last night, it did make me feel better for a short period of time. Also, I forgot to mention I am a little weak with my muscles.

That's a non-related symptom caused by sitting on the computer all day.

Is it a sickness where your ass turns weird?

It's called being ill.
You'll get used to it.

if your muscles are sore, don't take a hot shower right away, it'll tighten them and make them more sore.

if your muscles are sore, don't take a hot shower right away, it'll tighten them and make them more sore.
If you were smart, you would know that hot water opens up your pores and loosens your muscles.
Thats why I go in my jacuzzi every day.


If you need to throw up, record it and make a video out of it. Then you'll be funny.

Funny, I heard that it only makes you feel good for awhile, but then you feel worse than before.

sleep
wake up
fap
sleep
repeat
always helps


Food poisoning

Food poisoning occurs when you ingest food contaminated by viral, bacterial or chemical agents. In general, symptoms include mild to moderate pain, cramping, diarrhea, and vomiting. They can start from one hour to four days after eating the tainted food. Additional symptoms of headache, fever and chills beginning from 12 to 48 hours after eating indicate viral food poisoning. Symptoms of chemical food poisoning include sweating, dizziness, excessive salivation and mental confusion occurring about 30 minutes after eating contaminated food. Finally, in botulism, a rare, but serious form of bacterial food poisoning, people experience partial loss of speech or vision, muscle weakness, difficulty swallowing, dry mouth and muscle paralysis.

Most food poisoning resolves on its own with home treatment. However, seek medical attention if you recognize the symptoms of chemical food poisoning or botulism or if your symptoms are severe and last for more than two days.

Best I could come up with.

Well you know what they say, laughter is the best medicine... Unless you have aids...