Author Topic: I was masturbating....  (Read 22857 times)

lol ur funny

Since when was masturbating a replacement for love, it's just for enjoyment, it doesn't mean anything at all.
Aye, it just simulates loveual pleasure. Getting the real thing is completely different.

WHAT DOES JESUS HAVE TO DO WITH MASTURBATING

SENSE
IT MAKES NONE.


Aye, it just simulates loveual pleasure. Getting the real thing is completely different.

Yeah the real thing costs more money.


"There are passages relevant to Christianity in the works of four major non-Christian writers of the late 1st and early 2nd centuries – Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, and Pliny the Younger. However, these are generally references to early Christians rather than a historical Jesus."

Oh well, as to not derail the thread anymore (even though the original subject is dumb as hell), I won't argue about it.

it's really hard to find a non-biased source to a historical jebus, so to be honest with the current invasion of christianity in my public school systen i wouldn't be surprised if what I learned in history class is wrong.

Spilling milk on a laptop to talking about Jesus.

How the forget...

Spilling milk on a laptop to talking about Jesus.

How the forget...
In the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot,

"Giddy-up U-TURN!

And I shot all over my laptop... stuff.
UHG.
BAD IMAGE, BAD IMAGE!!!!!!

UHG.
BAD IMAGE, BAD IMAGE!!!!!!

And it sloshed when I tried to lick it up.

Why does having a girlfriend mean you can't masturbate anymore? What the hell is wrong with you kids?

And it sloshed when I tried to lick it up.
*twich*
I think I might vomit....


you gay + furry
One, what does that have to do with what I just posted?
Two, I AM NOT A DAMN FURRY!

*twich*
I think I might vomit....


And then three more guys came on it and forced him to lick it all up and they forgeted him.

And then three more guys came on it and forced him to lick it all up and they forgeted him.
You're enjoying this aren't you?