Naughty Bear: Oh sweet jesus.

[yuki]

Original Thread:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=93467.0
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Got Naughty Bear the other day and holy forgettits this game is sadistic. From bashing faces in with a bat, to hacking them apart with an axe, to even driving them totally insane from fright causing them to commit Self Delete for bonus points, this game was made for Serial Killers. Also I'm extremely exhausted so forgive the blotchy brown townysis given here.

It's hilarious because it's dressed up as cutesy, but this game would never pass ESRB with anything but an AO rating if it was realistic. Somehow, this gets away with T. At first it's pretty basic arcade gameplay, but then I read the instruction thing and figured out how to score stuffloads of points. Protip: You get bonus points by leaving a victim alive to limp around, which frightens the other bears. They also get frightened by finding corpses. You can even sabotage things to attract other carebears and victimize them stealthily, combos awarded for annihilating everything living. The gameplay is arcade-ish, each episode proposes a different story, and each level basically provides a new challenge.

tl;dr You'll like this game if you're John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, or Patrick Bateman.
7.5/10

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[Colten]

Naughty Bear was met with negative reviews.
IGN's Greg Miller scored the game 3 out of 10[10] GameSpot gave the game a 5.5/10.[11] X-Play gave the game a 3/5.[12] Joystiq gave the game a 2/5

Doesnt sound too good for me :x
But you didnt mention if it was actually a good game, just that it was sadistic. Sooo, whats your personal rating?

[yuki]

Doesnt sound too good for me :x
But you didnt mention if it was actually a good game, just that it was sadistic. Sooo, whats your personal rating?

7.5/10
It's nothing advanced, don't expect intricate plot, but also don't expect the typical beat-'em-up. I find it fun, but it's not that wonderful in the grand spectrum of gaming. It's definitely worth a rent, just to pretend you're Jason Voorhees.

[Soon To Be]

Rofl thought this was a drama topic about me in blockland rofl..

My user is

Naughty Bear

[yuki]

Rofl thought this was a drama topic about me in blockland rofl..

My user is

Naughty Bear

Another creativity-depraved child. Neat.

[Colten]

Rofl using the same rofl at the start and end of a sentence makes you sound handicapped rofl
Anyway, does it have like... missions, or is it Sandbox? Leaving a half-dead bear in a town to scare people in a sandbox mode sounds pretty fun

[Soon To Be]

Another creativity-depraved child. Neat.

Oh and your another forum-assualting cigarette :)

[Soon To Be]

Rofl using the same rofl at the start and end of a sentence makes you sound handicapped rofl
Anyway, does it have like... missions, or is it Sandbox? Leaving a half-dead bear in a town to scare people in a sandbox mode sounds pretty fun

No it doesnt?

You just took it that way.

[chaseyqurt]

Game looks loving horrible, I even called it months ago. It has a 43 on meta critic.

[Soon To Be]

Game looks loving horrible, I even called it months ago. It has a 43 on meta critic.

To be honest i played it thought it was going to be great

It sucks controls are too heavy its like your character is a rock when you move him the moving is horible

Definitely not what they made it too be.

I shook my head to the game.

[CopBlock]

I want it :c

[Solid]

The game got terrible ratings and I heard it was less than mediocre.

I don't want to get it anymore. :/

[Snaffle J. Bean]

it looked like stuff from the beginning imo

[SeventhSandwich]

Is it even out.. I'm on the website and it talks about pre ordering. And the link from the original topic doesn't work so I found another. And all it talks about is pre ordering.

[SeventhSandwich]

Also, According to Metacritic the critics say it isn't anything like it was advertised. Apparently it is childish and isn't gorey or insane like Manhunt. Basically, it's probably a piece of stuff.