How to avoid being attacked by a zombie or a group of zombies. Everyone knows that zombies love brains so the first step to avoiding an attack by a zombie is to act stupid. If you act stupid your brains don't smell as good to the zombie and they may pass you up for a smarter person.
Zombies are slow creatures that trip and stumble a lot. You can use this to your advantage if you need to escape. Walk at a fast pace, do not run because you might trip, away from the zombie. Remain calm and other zombies might not even notice you. The first mistake people make when they see a zombie is they freak out. The people that freak out are usually the first ones to lose their brain to a zombie.
Make sure that the person you are trying to escape from is an actual zombie and not just a person with poor hygiene. This can save you valuable time and an embarrassing moment or two if they are not a zombie. Test a person by asking them "Can you smell that?" and if they reply with more than a groan or grunt then they are probably not a zombie. Always check before walking away at a fast pace.
Carry large weapons at all times just in case. It is never a bad thing to be prepared for a zombie attack. It is important that you try not to have a close combat encounter with a zombie. Chances are good that you can beat them but all they have to do is bite you or get some of their fluids on you or into a wound. Try to engage zombies at medium to long range so that there is no chance of you becoming infected and becoming a zombie yourself.
Never get into a shouting match with a zombie, you will lose and the zombie loves it anyway. The best way to deal with a zombie is to engage it with medium to long range weapons and then move on to the next zombie. Wasting time playing with an already defeated zombie may give other zombies enough time to engage and defeat you. Never play with dead zombies, it just isn't clean and can cause health issues for you later.
If you must play with a dead zombie then at the very least you should use fire as this will clean any zombie germs off of the zombie while you play with it. Zombies are vile and very filthy creatures that could make you sick, or even worse can make you turn into a zombie.
