How to Avoid Zombies

[Dnitro]

"How am I gonna stop one big mean motherhumper from ripping me limb from limb? The awnser is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."

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[Skyfrost]

Zom Bie-Gone

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[lordician]

Contrary to popular belief, zombies do not actually eat brains. They bite to spread the virus to others
Also, zombies do not need to eat to survive

How do they do to survive then?
Ad also, survive what exactly, as they allready didn't survive the zombie virus..

[astrobear]

Under water base. Zombies can't swim and will most likely float.

Actually....Zombies can swim.

In a SHTF situation, I'd bring my Mosin Nagant and my 9mm pistol, then I'd have Freeze dried food (1 year supply, you don't know how long you'd be out on the move), Pork'n'beans, a pan, Cleaning supplies, first-aid kits, medical experience, and water (water filters as well).


If the virus could travel through the air, most people would be screwed, I'd also prepare a gas-mask just in case.

[Joker Card]

Read the Zombie Survival Guide and learn how to actually AVOID zombies

[Shadowed999]

Actually....Zombies can swim.

In a SHTF situation, I'd bring my Mosin Nagant and my 9mm pistol, then I'd have Freeze dried food (1 year supply, you don't know how long you'd be out on the move), Pork'n'beans, a pan, Cleaning supplies, first-aid kits, medical experience, and water (water filters as well).


If the virus could travel through the air, most people would be screwed, I'd also prepare a gas-mask just in case.

agreed mah friend agreed

[thexor]

ZOMBIES ATTACKING ME! AAAHHHHH

[Muzzles56]

How do they do to survive then?

Zombies are dead. Dead things do not have a functioning brain, therefore they do not feel hunger

[thexor]

Zombies-Dead-Hart-Dead-Brains-Functioning-Human-Tasty-Zombie-O_O LOOK!-Horde-Human-Die-Human=Zombie

[Legodude77]

My way.
1.Get a truck or a big car.
2.Add bulldosers thingamagig on the front or cainsaws(not spikes because then you would have dead zombies stuck to you veicle)Mabey event add a turet or grenade launcher.
3.Have fun driving.

trouble shooting.
Got hunter zombies?then get a gun.
Tank?Get a bigger gun.
Witches?Ditto
Smoker?Do i have to explain?

[Loopyla1]

You F8 onto the shelf, then /fetch every goddamn survivor there.

Also,

a uumm Ak74(yes those are real)

The forget?

[Shadow Eye25]

Carry large weapons at all times

Does Ion Cannon count?

[SeventhSandwich]

Hey Vangaboo.

We all know you are an alt. How are you still not banned.

[Loopyla1]

Hey Vangaboo.

We all know you are an alt. How are you still not banned.

...i never knew he was an alt.


Who's alt?

[Legodude77]

I think zombies do feel hunger.Thats why they are after you.But i don't think that they want your brains.How do they know you have one?I think that all they are smelling is your flesh.Not your brains.And somthing with real flesh can be eaten.