Author Topic: Hey, Saturday, come here.  (Read 5547 times)

This saturday I'm going on a date with some chick to the skating rink.
She's going to teach me how to skate yayyyy

Tips on how to skate pls



pretend your unstable on the skates and grab her boobies for support

You have a skating rink in your kitchen?

Dont fall over
Hurrrr
pretend your unstable on the skates and grab her boobies for support
What boobies? :c
Shes like 12
You have a skating rink in your kitchen?
wat




Ice skating is easy, It's just like walking. Only sharp.

And cold
And people knock into you
And wet


12 year olds dating?!
Oh stuff, I think Im gonna throw up laughter


Tips:

1. She doesn't think it's a date. Don't mention it or you will get slapped.

2. Don't take advice from our forum.

12 year olds dating?!
Oh stuff, I think Im gonna throw up laughter
Well, odds are the below quote is now invalid. :\
pretend your unstable on the skates and grab her boobies for support