STARBOARD TOWN - Metal Axe On Fire, a community favorite and an all-around swell guy, has filled the local shop with overly priced fiber. When asked about this event, Metal Axe responded, "I like-a da feeber." As many readers will know, a fair price for fiber is anywhere between two and five gold per piece. Metal Axe On Fire has jokingly chosen to sell his fiber for an astonishing nine hundred and ninety-nine gold pieces each. I caught up with Metal Axe On Fire and inquired about this strikingly odd price. His only response: "No further questions." More news to come as the story develops.