Played it before, so here's what it is:
There are these orcs or whatever the hell and everyone says "DAMN stuff forget" and you get guns and stuff and you battle a blue porcupine and Optimus Prime at the same time and you're a black(huehue) octopus. Also, there's Duke Nukem as the president and somehow blue porcupine and his gay friends are there to help you kill him.