Knowing!
Since the beginning of July 16, Our people have been following the ways of Chuck Norris, and His holy Bare Hands of Manlitude. We know that in the beginning of time, there was nothing, but Chuck. Then one day Chuck smashed the holy Manlitudes together and commanded! "Let there be things! Things of sizes and shapes! And let them spawn a thing in a likeness of me!" Unfortunately He was then forgotten for many years. Until one day, a man born exactly in His likeness came to be.
And then the gods came down to the mother and said, "His name shall be Chuck." And to this day, He still shows the mighty power of our Norris.
Sadly, to our vast knowledge, only two currently fully understand these facts. Fathers Skip and MrMulch ask you, do you believe? Do you believe that He, Chuck, our savior, is the greatest of all, and His Bare Hands of Manlitude shall guide our way? Tell us. We wish to know.
We come here in an effort to inform you all of this great, and obviously true, belief. Let us all unite brothers! Unite under the Manlitude of His Glory Chuck!
