Bareism - The best religion since no religion

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Chuck norris was funny three years ago.

Who said we were being funny?

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[Xx7xX]

HEAThEN, he shall smite thee!

Heaven cannot be defeated, nor shall it win any wars. Heaven is unstoppable and RIGHTEOUS EDIT: So you stay away

See? Righteous.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Heaven cannot be defeated, nor shall it win any wars. Heaven is unstoppable and RIGHTEOUS EDIT: So you stay away

Heaven doesn't exist.

Our eyes are able to see because of our brain, our organs function because of our brain, our brain is alive thanks to an electric current. Once it goes out and our brain dies, our organs stop working and our eyes stop working.

We don't go to hell and we don't go to heaven. We just disappear, forever.

[Illidan]

We don't go to hell and we don't go to heaven. We just disappear, forever.

wrong

we turn into grey bones in the ground

[IkeTheGeneric]

wrong

we turn into grey bones in the ground

We disappear as in we don't see anything or hear anything, we're gone.

[Illidan]

We disappear as in we don't see anything or hear anything, we're gone.

gone into the nothingness of dirt

[Xx7xX]

Heaven doesn't exist.

Our eyes are able to see because of our brain, our organs function because of our brain, our brain is alive thanks to an electric current. Once it goes out and our brain dies, our organs stop working and our eyes stop working.

We don't go to hell and we don't go to heaven. We just disappear, forever.

*tosses bible and it suddenly turns sunday*

You can put 2 and 2 together, right?

[Man 2]

Heaven doesn't exist.

Our eyes are able to see because of our brain, our organs function because of our brain, our brain is alive thanks to an electric current. Once it goes out and our brain dies, our organs stop working and our eyes stop working.

We don't go to hell and we don't go to heaven. We just disappear, forever.

Please don't turn this into a religious debate. We don't need another one of those.

[Xx7xX]

Heaven doesn't exist.

Our eyes are able to see because of our brain, our organs function because of our brain, our brain is alive thanks to an electric current. Once it goes out and our brain dies, our organs stop working and our eyes stop working.

We don't go to hell and we don't go to heaven. We just disappear, forever.

So what? Our bones just go "Poof" and you're stuck in a construct for 100000000+ years with all the other people?

[Man 2]

So what? Our bones just go "Poof" and you're stuck in a construct for 100000000+ years with all the other people?

Perhaps they have salted pork there?

[Sket]

He's old now, so it's not really funny anymore. It actually was never funny.

[thecableguy]

Please don't turn this into a religious debate. We don't need another one of those.

The whole topic is ironic. Chuck norris is a christian.

[Littledude]

May I become a disciple of the chuck?
I wish to learn of the true meaning of what it is to be made in his image.

[nickbond1]

Norris will fall. Frank Horrigan will cast him into The Void.

When it rains, it is because He is thinking of something sad.

[naturemon]

The whole topic is ironic. Chuck norris is a christian.

Lol'd.