Alien Swarm

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She goes on common sense media. It says Half Life 2 is not for kids.

She also says I can't play games that have realistic people fighting, or if the game is all about fighting. She doesn't understand I need fighting games to blow off steam.

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[yuki]

She goes on common sense media. It says Half Life 2 is not for kids.

She also says I can't play games that have realistic people fighting, or if the game is all about fighting. She doesn't understand I need fighting games to blow off steam.

That's not common sense, that's fanaticism. OHMYGAWD MY CHILD MIGHT BECOME A MURDERER IF HE PLAYS GTA
Even though you don't start developing a sense of morality until you're around 16 years old. I played Perfect Dark, Goldeneye, and DOOM when I was a child and I'm no serial killer, I understand that it's wrong to kill. Common sense distinguishes reality from game, and any good parent would know that it's not the media that shapes their children, it's what they teach them.
In summary your mother is a crazy person

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She goes on common sense media. It says Half Life 2 is not for kids.

She also says I can't play games that have realistic people fighting, or if the game is all about fighting. She doesn't understand I need fighting games to blow off steam.

Block the site and say there was hidden research on the site and it was lying about the games.

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I am a christian and I can't lie.

[BanishedLetters]

I am a christian and I can't lie.

I lie all the time. I did when I was a christian too.

[Tom Gunn]

I am a christian and I can't lie.

Ohohoho, really now?

That's a load of crap.

[zackin5]

I am a christian and I can't lie.

You don't have to call it lying.

You can just, twist it a bit.

[rkynick]

I'm no serial killer

Unfortunately, yuki was unable to convince the jury that those babies died of natural causes.

[Jsk2003]

Even though you don't start developing a sense of morality until you're around 16 years old.

What

[Qwepir]

I am a christian and I can't lie.

It's funny because your religion is based on lies.

[General Nick]

She goes on common sense media. It says Half Life 2 is not for kids.

She also says I can't play games that have realistic people fighting, or if the game is all about fighting. She doesn't understand I need fighting games to blow off steam.

Your mother is one of those Bible thumping idiots that thinks if her child sees so much as a bullet that is just sitting on a table you'll instantly turn into a psychopath murderer and will kill everyone around you or take her car for a joy ride.

The only games that don't feature violence these days are games that only little children play. Tell her you're actually mature enough for the games and you are aware of the very clear and huge line between video games and reality.

Most games like Half Life 2 or Alien Swarm don't even focus on player versus player gameplay. Just about every Valve game aside from Counter Strike and Team Fortress 2 pits you against what is generally stereotyped as "evil". The Combine for instance can be related to the national socialist Regime, and killing national socialists isn't exactly bad now is it?

[Tingalz]

I am a christian and I can't lie.

Oh you're a christian and holy and special.
I wish I could be a christian because they are oh so perfect.

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Could someone sum what all the posts have said in 1, Clean, post? I would like to show it to my mom but if she sees a lot of bad language she would ban me from this site.

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This is why I can't play Half Life (I don't support this review).

Parents need to know that this well-produced adult game is not for kids under any circumstances -- hence the "Off" rating. This story turns on the struggle between an alien-installed fascist government and a group of scrappy scientists trying to liberate the human race. It's non-stop gore and violence. From the first scenes, it graphically depicts the oppressive regime and drips with dark dread -- innocent travelers are brutalized by faceless police, citizens cower as their neighbor's homes are searched, and remnants of happier times -- such as a teddy bear abandoned near a swing set -- litter the environment. It's simply too graphic, too intense, and too scary for kids.

[zackin5]

Just copy paste them all into notepad and clean them up.

Make sure you triple check it though.

Edit:

Bahaha at the above article.

It's not that intense, Unless you over brown townyze it and blow everything out of proportion which I doubt a young child would do.