Bump for funness and the only forum game I think is actually fun.
"Wow, you're an awesome person."
"Well, well."
"What the forget is this bitch talking out of his starfish for?"
...and somehow the entire sentence gets eliminated.
"What?"
"I do not want to eat a giant gummy bear that contains over twelve thousand calories."
"There are 12,000 calories a meal my work."
I love how these don't make sense. :D