The Translation Game! ; ...56 translations later we get: "New!"

[Sk8rGameFreak]

Nosferatu, a terrifying demon who stalks through the night, sinking his sharp fangs into the necks of unwary, sleeping victims, and drinking their blood to survive their horrible curse.

56 translations later:

A sparkly old pervert who likes picking up random humans in his shiny silver product-placement Volvo.

"Nosferatu, a terrifying demon who stalks through the night, sinking his sharp fangs into the necks of unwary, sleeping victims, and drinking their blood to survive their horrible curse. "
...56 translations later we get:
"Nosferatu, such as fishing and Loyalty are very sharp teeth, drinking soup night experience might not be a terrible curse."

[Ad Bot]

[Sk8rGameFreak]

"Sponge bob?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Where?"

[pocketrocket300]

START: John Freeman was one day an office.

END: Lord Freeman.
This is so awesome.

[Fizzles]

"Wiener time"
"Heating"

[pocketrocket300]

"richard"

...56 translations later we get:

"Upload"
???

[Sk8rGameFreak]

"daddy ate the soap again, mommy give him some medicine. he's vomiting everywhere"
...10 translations later we get:
"Father took a sponge, so that the stimulus"

I just typed a bunch of words.

[pocketrocket300]

"WHAAAARRRRGRBBBL!!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vhaaaarrrrgrbbbl!"
lol?

[frogger3140]

Original text:
"If you have text that needs to be professionally translated, we recommend translation services from Translation Services USA."
...56 translations later we get:
"American English translation of the strategy."

Original text:
"iPhone OS 3 added copy and pasting into the iPod Touch and the iPhone. This new feature helps us all."
...56 translations later we get:
"NEW ipod can iPhone iPhone New structure of keratin and make three copies of มีนาคม"

The iPhone got a new keratin structure?

[Placid]

"do you like bananas because i do blockland is awesome and bananas"

56 trans later,
"Bananas and Other Tropical fruit variety."


"my apples eat grapefruits wrestling in green field pounds"

56 trans later
"Apple, American Portugal, the grape of course."

whaaat the hell this is hilarious

bro had me type this and it had us both "wtf"ing:

"sandwich is good fuel for heavy"

56 trans
"Sandoittshyoirveru."

edit: i put in the first 250 chars of this post and it came out:

"We believe that the world's bananas and other fruits, like apples 오십 612 Dutch, orange, apple, happy, green, USA, Portugal and May 1956 Zel."

[pocketrocket300]

From the yo momma thread:

"Your mother is so hairy, she went as Chewbacca for Halloween and didn't need a costume. Your mother is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Your mother is so fat, she's the reason for Urstar fish."

...56 translations later we get:

"Harooyntshubakka. Not Dead, a single parent, head of skiing in the thick of a hot trend."

That's not even English.

[frogger3140]

"do you like bananas because i do blockland is awesome and bananas"

56 trans later,
"Bananas and Other Tropical fruit variety."


"my apples eat grapefruits wrestling in green field pounds"

56 trans later
"Apple, American Portugal, the grape of course."

American Portugal?

[brickybob]

research

...56 translations later we get...

bomb.

I win?
 

[Scarpelt]

Can you suck my rooster?"

...56 translations later we get:

"You keen?"

[Fizzles]

"The game"
...56 translations later we get:
"Action"

[Fizzles]

"Muslim"

...56 translations later we get:

"Boring"