Author Topic: Video Game Story Line  (Read 3872 times)

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Took a sniper bullet to the face and lived







then took another bullet to the face and died

in Minecraft I made a trap to kill any animal and give me the items it drops. One time it didn't kill a spider, and it came in the item stream and killed me.
Can you shut up with that?

i did something in a game
i'm amazing

I freaking stabbed a guy.
I freaking found out that sniper was a spy.
I freaking became a vampire and got pissed.
I freaking killed a Turian that was imbuned with sythetic technology that made him stupid.
I freaking purified a lake.
I freaking (tried) to stop an alien force that could wipe out mankind.
I freaking shot a rocket at a worm.
I freaking sliced a tank in half.
I freaking sliced some guy with meatgrinders as arms with a katana.
I freaking got famous by playing other people's songs.
I freaking blew up a kilometer tall building using glowing orbs.
I freaking Escaped the after-explosion of said building
I freaking defended a base from crazy-ass aliens and saw some chick's dad die.
I freaking got the enemy's intelligence file without them shooting me.
I freaking ran man, I freaking ran.

Points to the people who guess what games they're from.

I freaking stabbed a guy. TF2
I freaking found out that sniper was a spy. TF2
I freaking became a vampire and got pissed. Oblivion
I freaking killed a Turian that was imbuned with sythetic technology that made him stupid. Mass Effect 2
I freaking purified a lake. Warcraft
I freaking (tried) to stop an alien force that could wipe out mankind. don't know
I freaking shot a rocket at a worm. Worms or Worms 2
I freaking sliced a tank in half. Prototype
I freaking sliced some guy with meatgrinders as arms with a katana. don't know
I freaking got famous by playing other people's songs. Guitar hero
I freaking blew up a kilometer tall building using glowing orbs. don't know
I freaking Escaped the after-explosion of said building don't know
I freaking defended a base from crazy-ass aliens and saw some chick's dad die. don't know
I freaking got the enemy's intelligence file without them shooting me. TF2
I freaking ran man, I freaking ran. any game

Points to the people who guess what games they're from.
I know my games

i snort crack in animal crossing

late, but dude, I laughed so loving hard, I hit my head on the desk.

I got shot in the chest by a M85 an lived to regenerate health.


Then got killed by a hummer

I shot a heli down that hit another heli then boom.

I freaking stabbed a guy. Almost any game out there thats FPS or invovles violence
I freaking found out that sniper was a spy. TF2
I freaking became a vampire and got pissed. ???
I freaking killed a Turian that was imbuned with sythetic technology that made him stupid. ???
I freaking purified a lake. ???
I freaking (tried) to stop an alien force that could wipe out mankind. Alien vs Predator?
I freaking shot a rocket at a worm. Any Worms Game
I freaking sliced a tank in half. ???
I freaking sliced some guy with meatgrinders as arms with a katana. Cooking mama
I freaking got famous by playing other people's songs. APB
I freaking blew up a kilometer tall building using glowing orbs. Infamous
I freaking Escaped the after-explosion of said building Infamous
I freaking defended a base from crazy-ass aliens and saw some chick's dad die. Destory all humans
I freaking got the enemy's intelligence file without them shooting me. TF2
I freaking ran man, I freaking ran.Mirrors Edge

Points to the people who guess what games they're from.

I bet half of those answers are wrong/=.

A creeper blew up my mine in minecraft.

And now, for the answers., Gun fun got most right.

I freaking stabbed a guy. Any Game really, most include stabbing.
I freaking found out that sniper was a spy. Team Fortress 2
I freaking became a vampire and got pissed. Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, I'm surprised you got that one.
I freaking killed a Turian that was imbuned with synthetic technology that made him stupid. Mass Effect (The first one)
I freaking purified a lake. Fallout 3
I freaking (tried) to stop an alien force that could wipe out mankind. Crysis, but alot of games have similar story plots so...
I freaking shot a rocket at a worm. Yes, any Worms game.
I freaking sliced a tank in half. Prototype
I freaking sliced some guy with meatgrinders as arms with a katana. Killing Floor
I freaking got famous by playing other people's songs. Guitar Hero
I freaking blew up a kilometer tall building using glowing orbs. Half-Life 2. (You shot them at the core)
I freaking Escaped the after-explosion of said building Half-Life 2: Episode one
I freaking defended a base from crazy-ass aliens and saw some chick's dad die.Half-Life 2: Episode Two.
I freaking got the enemy's intelligence file without them shooting me. Team fortress 2
I freaking ran man, I freaking ran. Unless you somehow completed a game where you have to jump to move, any game.

Points to the people who guessed what games they were from.

In TF2 I like to boost my k/d ratio by being a heavy and spraying and praying.  No joke, one time I ran around a corner already shooting rounds and by the time I ran out of ammo I had at least 2 or 3 achievements and a 7 killstreak.  Maybe that's why some starfishs do that.

Gawd how come nobody almost knows about killing floor
yees

I once did          and then did this        .
I also once survived on KF in a round with 590 zombies per wave or was it more.

i rape sheep in Minecraft.