Close Call

[Lunick]

As I was walking to my bedroom, I wasn't watching where I was stepping, guess what. I put all my weight on a collection case covered with glass that shatters. Weirdly, none of the glass penetrates my foot and I brush off the glass and vacuum the mess. The End.

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[Mr.Interceptor]

How big where the glass shards?

[Acid]

Wow. Once i dropped a glass and a small shard came off. I looked for it on my hands and knees (Yes, I was very clever then wasn't I?) and got the shard stuck in my knee. There is still a scar.

How the hell can you do that and be fine? lol

[Makingblah]

I feel off a balcony and nearly shattered my whole skull.

[Acid]

I feel off a balcony and nearly shattered my whole skull.

Jebus, how did you do that?

[Big Brother]

i drove my bike into a thorn bush :D

[Skip]

I'm smart and don't have issues like this.

[dkamm65]

Wow. Once i dropped a glass and a small shard came off. I looked for it on my hands and knees (Yes, I was very clever then wasn't I?) and got the shard stuck in my knee. There is still a scar.

How the hell can you do that and be fine? lol

That exact same thing happened to me.

[Masterlegodude]

When i was still a child, i fell on my head once, and it was bleeding... i don't remember this, i only remember holding onto the back of a chair and a cabinet trying to hold myself in mid-air, losing grip and falling... then... um...

But i've learned from my past mistakes thankfully

[Makingblah]

Jebus, how did you do that?

Well, the balcony was pretty low down and was in construction and therefore did not have any railings :s
I was sitting on a chair, and it happened to be slightly off the edge.. then I fell about 2 feet and my head landed on the corner of a brick. I still have the scars to prove it, even though I can't see them because they're on the back of my head! 

Also, guys, doctors don't expect my heart to last more then 5 years because it's in bad condition right now. Every time I masturbate there's a pretty damn high chance that I will have a heart attack. If I die, sorry.

[Lunick]

How big where the glass shards?

Some were small, some were like the size of 3 2x4 lego bricks put together, some were even bigger.

[Lunick]

Oh, here's another story, when I moved to the town im in now (I live ontop of a big hill) I was scootering on the road infront of my house, suddenly, I feel myself moving even when I stopped, I realized stupidly that gravity was taking it's affect and I was moving downhill. FAST It came to me that I could not bail on the road, so I aimed for a part which went slightly uphill, so I would go slower and I could get off. When I was 2/3's down the hill, I started to wobble a bit, then alot. I was so scared I lost all control and hit a curb, which made me do a frontflip. Right into a thron bush. The End.


Guess what, another injury guise. One time when I was 5, I saw a bigger kid playing around on a part of the playground (It was like a dome monkey bars kind of thing) and he stood at the top. Well, guess what I did. Yep. I went up there and stood at the top, but it rained the other day and I started to slip. So I fell 5 feet landing headfirst on a bunch of pebbles. This kinda explains where I can't remember small details after 5 minutes.

[Comatose]

Well, the balcony was pretty low down and was in construction and therefore did not have any railings :s
I was sitting on a chair, and it happened to be slightly off the edge.. then I fell about 2 feet and my head landed on the corner of a brick. I still have the scars to prove it, even though I can't see them because they're on the back of my head! 

Also, guys, doctors don't expect my heart to last more then 5 years because it's in bad condition right now. Every time I masturbate there's a pretty damn high chance that I will have a heart attack. If I die, sorry.

Will you need a heart transplant possibly?

[TheLegomaster]

:O
I stepped on some glass yesterday too, and none hurt me. :O
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[SuperBryno]

I feel off a balcony and nearly shattered my whole skull.

and you are alive how...?