Yes! the KOEFTOE! It would shoot nukes that shoot miniguns that shoot rockets that shoot magnums.
all of the things that are shot would shoot after everything is shot out.
+would kill everything for 90 kilometers
+looks like a normal gun, for concealment
-kills your when you shoot it twice
-makes your HP 75
-would take 10 seconds for you to respawn if you die shooting it
this is a joke, I wanted to count how many idiots actually thought I wanted this, friends that think im serious should shoot themselves with the KOEFTOE