Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[Ev Dowg]

Title says it all! Just post some of your good Yo Momma jokes and I will place winners on this topic.

WINNERS

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[Ev Dowg]

~Reserved~

[dkamm65]

Yo momma's so poor, the last time she smelled a hot meal is when a rich man farted.

[Hugums]

Yo momma hates you so much she put in a basket of reeds and pushed you of a waterfall

[Sandvich]

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

[kakashi11]

Yo Mamma's like a hardware store, 5 Cents a screw.

[dkamm65]

Yo momma's so fat, she accidentally the whole wedding cake.

[Megiaman]

Yo mommas soo stupid she thought a toilet was a bath tub

[Ev Dowg]

Yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow she made Skittles.

[Sandvich]

Yo Mamma's like a hardware store, 5 Cents a screw.

I actually lold

[Megiaman]

Yo momma's like a candy store. 1$ a candy bar.

[kakashi11]

Yo momma's like a candy store. 1$ a candy bar.

Yeah... no

[Dodger]

Yo Momma is so fat, that she thought a bus full of white kids was a twinkie.

[Ev Dowg]

Yo mommas so ugly that the zombies ran away.
Yo mommas so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mommas so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection screamed.
Yo mommas so ugly that whenever she enters an ugly contest the judges say "Sorry. No proffesionals."

How's that for x4?

[kevin 51l]

These jokes are stupid...















... Like yo momma.