Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[Isjix]

Yo momma so dumb she locked this topic on purpose

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[Welknair]

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo momma's so stupid her INT score penalty has two digits.
Yo momma's so fat, they had to make up a new size category for her (Gigamomma'normous)
Yo momma's so fat, they use a grapefruit for her miniature.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't see her feats.
Yo momma's so fat, her speed is listed as "HELL NO"
Yo momma's so fat, her favorite sushi is Aboleth Rolls.
Yo momma's so fat, her Character Class is Buffet Clearer.
Yo momma's so fat she won't fit in a bag of  holding.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smile people think she's really a Gold Dragon
Yo momma's so fat her mini is a tub of Crisco.
Yo momma's so cheap, she asked for a discount on Bucknard's Everfull Purse.
Yo momma's smells so nasty, she makes otyughs retch.
Yo momma's so old, Gary interviewed her to determine the right Hit Dice for every dinosaur.
Yo momma's so ugly, Cthulhu is the one rolling sanity when they meet.
Yo momma's so stupid, Mind Flayers won't eat her brains.
Yo momma missed with a Wand of Magic Missiles.
Yo momma's so stupid she dried up a Mind Flayer when it tried to devour her brain.
Yo momma's breath so bad, she an honorary green dragon.
Yo momma's so dumb, you bought her some Chainmail and she sent it to 10 of her closest friends within 3 days.


That's all I got.

Now tell me someone else here plays DnD, so these weren't a waste of time.


Edit: Credit to this thread: http://community.gencon.com/forums/t/21289.aspx?PageIndex=1. This is where I got all these jokes.

[Nikki]

Yo Momma's so stupid, she tried putting skittles in alphabetic order

[Mr. Wuggle]

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo momma's so stupid her INT score penalty has two digits.
Yo momma's so fat, they had to make up a new size category for her (Gigamomma'normous)
Yo momma's so fat, they use a grapefruit for her miniature.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't see her feats.
Yo momma's so fat, her speed is listed as "HELL NO"
Yo momma's so fat, her favorite sushi is Aboleth Rolls.
Yo momma's so fat, her Character Class is Buffet Clearer.
Yo momma's so fat she won't fit in a bag of  holding.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smile people think she's really a Gold Dragon
Yo momma's so fat her mini is a tub of Crisco.
Yo momma's so cheap, she asked for a discount on Bucknard's Everfull Purse.
Yo momma's smells so nasty, she makes otyughs retch.
Yo momma's so old, Gary interviewed her to determine the right Hit Dice for every dinosaur.
Yo momma's so ugly, Cthulhu is the one rolling sanity when they meet.
Yo momma's so stupid, Mind Flayers won't eat her brains.
Yo momma missed with a Wand of Magic Missiles.
Yo momma's so stupid she dried up a Mind Flayer when it tried to devour her brain.
Yo momma's breath so bad, she an honorary green dragon.
Yo momma's so dumb, you bought her some Chainmail and she sent it to 10 of her closest friends within 3 days.


That's all I got.

Now tell me someone else here plays DnD, so these weren't a waste of time.

Already been said.

[Welknair]

Already been said.

Well I was too lazy to read the rest.

One more:

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a roosteratrice was-

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[Julius The 1st]

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Yo mama's so yo mama, she's actually yo mama.

[Ev Dowg]

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inorite?

Yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read *(((One at a time please!)))*

[IkeTheGeneric]

Yo momma so stupid she went to walmart to buy games

[Talent74]

Yo momma so stupid she went to walmart to buy games

That's pointless.

There are games at Wal-Mart.

Video games.

Board games.

Family games.

[IkeTheGeneric]

That's pointless.

There are games at Wal-Mart.

The joke went over your head

[Squiggles]

Yo momma. I win

[TruBluRage]

Your mother is so fat,
She stores her love toys and purse items in her vagina flaps.

Your mother is so ugly,
Tezuni fantasizes her giving him head.

Your mother is so stupid,
She thinks your jokes are funny, and that your father is male.

Your mother is so poor,
She asked the cashier at the dollar store if they accept Library Cards.


By the way, have I told you that This is your Mother... ..-Thing?

[Man 2]

By the way, have I told you that This is your Mother... ..-Thing?

Dear God, I hope he's acting.

Your mother is so deprived, she lives in Bravil.

[NEkram]

yo mamma is yo daddy