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Julius The 1st

August 07, 2010, 01:08:37 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Einstein was the inventor of god.
Yo mama's so old, she has ice from the first ice age in her freezer.

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Ev Dowg

August 15, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
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Mexik

August 15, 2010, 01:45:35 PM
Your mother

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Night Fox

August 15, 2010, 01:45:47 PM
Quote from: Ev Dowg on August 15, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
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UPDATE THE OP.

FACK.

wazbat

August 15, 2010, 01:49:22 PM
Yo Momma So Ugly

she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo momma so fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

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August 15, 2010, 01:51:19 PM
yo momma's so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for indecent exposure

Welknair

August 15, 2010, 06:53:24 PM
Quote from: Ev Dowg on August 15, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
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Quote from: Welknair on August 05, 2010, 11:57:47 PM
Yo momma's so stupid, she promised to name winners and didn't.


Oh wait...

Ev Dowg

August 15, 2010, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: wazbat on August 15, 2010, 01:49:22 PM
Yo momma so fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

You sound like a black guy thar. :3

ipodmemorizer55

August 15, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: Baeshra on August 06, 2010, 06:22:20 PM
"Yo mama so stupid she thought people who watched football on TV put a football on top of their tv and watched it..." A little bit to lengthy
Oh god lol'd

Caspow

August 15, 2010, 07:15:04 PM
Yo Mamma is so old, Moses was in her high school year book.

ruiner369

August 15, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Yo momma so skinny she stuck a Double A battery up her butt and said 'I'VE GOT THE POWA'.

No dinner for king

August 15, 2010, 07:57:41 PM
You momma is so Stupid, She climbed up a Glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Lordy Lord

August 15, 2010, 08:02:54 PM
Yo momma is so smart, she knows all "Yo Momma" jokes suck.

Ev Dowg

August 17, 2010, 02:40:36 PM
Quote from: No dinner for king on August 15, 2010, 07:57:41 PM
You momma is so Stupid, She climbed up a Glass wall to see what was on the other side.

:3 Good one, and if I ever find enough time I'll look through all these pages to pick out some 'winners'.

jonue

August 17, 2010, 02:56:59 PM
most people say a astroid killed the dinos its actuelly cos yo mumma was sky diving that day


yo momma so stupid she put a peep whole through a window
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