Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

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i'm too lazy to check the whole topic but

Yo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and always gets laid by mexicans...

Yo Mamma is so old, God was in her high school year book.

Yo momma so lazy, she didn't bother checking the other pages to see if her jokes was already said.

Yo momma is so dumb she locked her keys in her motorcycle.

Yo momma is so dumb she started making stuffty topics like this

i'm too lazy to check the whole topic but

Yo momma so stupid, she fall off a boat and forget to hit water

Yo momma so stupid, she fall off a boat and forget to hit water
Yo momma so stupid she raised you to think that that was funny.

Yo momma so stupid she raised you to think that that was funny.
Yo momma is so stupid that she let you born.

Yo momma so fat that when she went to the zoo, the zoo keeper tranquilized her and put her in the Elephant exhibit.

Just made that up now lol.

Yo momma is so stupid that she let you born.
Yo momma is so stupid that she accidentally a word.

Yo momma is so stupid that she accidentally a word.
Yo Momma is so stupid that she you.

Yo momma is so stupid she's not able to irwecwireggreh

i'm too lazy to check the whole topic but

Yo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and always gets laid by mexicans...
Bricks have 6 sides...

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Kalphiter is Kirk and I am president Nixon.

Yo momma's so fat when her Beeper went off people thought she was backing up.